Come Sail Away..

November 27, 2014

Kicked in the face again by @MotherNature and Her glory. Heading back to shore after 2 days, one night on a Sailboat sailing the Whitsunday Islands. I can’t wait to share with you this place. There aren’t words to describe.


Goodbye, Cairns!

November 25, 2014

Goodbye, Cairns! I think I’ve spent a total of 4 weeks in Cairns and it definitely is my favorite “city” in Australia to date. I haven’t been to Sydney of Melbourne yet and since I am a big city type of guy, I have a feeling I’m gonna get blown away. Cairns has the small town vibe, a wonderful green esplanade park lining the beach, a free pool to escape the heat, great food, buzzing bars and a free outdoor gym.. and not to mention attractive people everywhere! It’s true. Oh yea, the Great Barrier Reef is right off the coast as well. It’s paradise. This second time back in Cairns was rather relaxing. I was staying with Ezzy in the back room of her shop.. I would spend my days laying next to the lagoon, taking AC baths in Cairns Central, watching movies at the cinema, running the esplanade and utilizing the outdoor gym. It wasn’t a bad 13 days! I was able to find two temporary jobs while I was there thanks to Ezzy. The first was helping this loaded guy John move houses. He was super nice when I was with him except the next day he offered me to come back to work for him and no call, no showed. He then told me we would go deep sea fishing on Monday which it was super excited about. Well, he no call, no showed again which really let me down. Not to mention he hasn’t paid me yet. The second job was more of a success, I was hired onto a staffing company and worked two functions. The first was a high school graduation where I carried Jack trays out and helped clear the room after the ceremony. The second day I was a bartender at some birthday party. That was awesome. I loved working behind a bar! It was super fun and time flew past. Thanks again to Ezzy for helping me land the gig. In general, my whole Australia experience wouldn’t have been the same if it weren’t for her. She has sheltered me, found me jobs, saved me from a weekend of quietness on the farm and helped me plan my Queensland adventure. Thanks Ezzy, I appreciate you so much.. You’re the best Aussie Mom a man could ask for. 🙂 As for the night life, I have laid kind of low in Cairns. I went out two times which isn’t too much for me. Both times were a success and a good time. Last night I met some people from the States who are here only for three weeks. They weren’t on a backpacker budget and kept ordering rounds and rounds of shots. Needless to say, my tolerance has gone down tremendously being on the farm and I had a couple stumbles! This morning wasn’t fun, at all. It was one of those “I’m never drinking again” type of days. Now I am sitting on a bus heading South to Airlie Beach. I’ve been told it’s like a Cancun where it’s party! party! party! So.. I guess I’m gonna have to go out. What a shame. But nah, I “need” this. I haven’t been meeting too many people living on the farm in isolation for so long. First off, tomorrow I will go to the Whitsunday Islands. I think it’s been voted numerous times the best beach in the world? I dunno, it better be for the price 🙂 In all seriousness, I’ve been looking forward to the Whitsunday’s for a while now and it’s finally time. The sand, only found on the Whitsunday’s, has something special in it for your skin and jewelry. I read the sand nutrients are exported in a few high end beauty products. I dunno. Guess I’ll throw some on my face, couldn’t hurt. Haha. I’ll spend two days and one night on the islands and then return to Airlie Beach for the rest of the week. I have made a friend in Cairns with a car whose coming down the coast and will pick me up in Airlie Beach. That way I can travel by car which I prefer than by bus. In a car you can make turn off, detours, etc where a bus you’re really stuck to a point A to B route. After Airlie Beach I will go to a town called “1770” and learn how to surf!! One can’t live in Oz for a year and not learn how to surf. I’m super excited about the surfing lessons. So yea, that’s “what’s up” with me.. I’m starting my tour of Queensland which is gonna be fun. I must get to Byron Bay for Christmas and then bolt down to Sydney for New Years. Post New Years there’s a music festival in Sydney which I’ll go to and then dash down to Melbourne to work for a couple months. Then complete great Ocean Road before bolting back to Sydney for Marti Gras & Pride before coming back to the States! I look forward to a couple months in the a States to see everyone. It’s gonna be epic. As for now, I’ll spend my next 3.5 to 4 months soaking up every moment I have left in Australia. I can’t explain how much I love this country. I honestly wish I could pack up all my friends from home and move them here. It’s just a freakin cool place to live and I would be happy to live here for the rest of my life. But, the visa calls for my exit March 26th so I’ll make the most of every minute here while it lasts. Like my boy Dave said “while you’re still here dancing on the ground, why think of the time when you’re gone!”


Working at a Senior Graduation

Tonight was a great night as I worked a Food & Beverage gig. I catered a graduation ceremony for High School Seniors. It brought me back 10 years when I was sitting in those chairs parading my way w my classmates (drunk 😬) across the stage while your loved ones cheered on. The banquet had a nice montage video and a dance that ensued as well. The kids were all dressed up in their finest clothes happy as. (Yes, I ended the sentence with “as”.. There’s this Aussie slang that goes “Easy as” “Happy as” “Hungry as”.. you get the picture).. Anyways, they had me carrying out the larger trays which were filled with six meals stacked. I nearly dropped a few in the beginning as I hadn’t really done this before. Then a coworker carrying a tray of wine glasses dropped a few, shattering them in the main room in front of everyone. She was really embarrassed so I told her I would take the remaining non broken classes to the kitchen.. Then about ten feet away.. Down came some more! I dropped a few and they shattered immediately.. As I bent down to pick up the ones that hadn’t broke, some more came falling down again..! I thought I would have been embarrassed but for whatever reason I just started laughing. Guess there’s not much to loose when you’re leaving in a couple days. It was a fun experience none the less and just another random job in Australia for the books!


Still Love Cairns

November 18, 2014

CAIRNS! I still love this town more than ever. After leaving the farm with a sour taste in my mouth this was just what I needed to get me back in my rhythm. It’s been a great 5 days back in civilization. My Aussie Mum (Ezzy) is putting me up so the financial burden of an accommodation is at bay and I can sit still for a minute and plan the epic journey ahead down the coast. Cairns has treated me great, not only have I been able to kick it with Ezzy each day, I was sitting in her shop yesterday and a guy came in asking her if she knew anyone looking for work. She pointed him in my direction and today he picked me up and I helped him move from one house to another. Super crazy cool guy, covered in tats and a fun person to spend the day with. He gave me few beers throughout the day (key to my heart) and asked me if I could help out again tomorrow. Boom. Extra cash and fun experiences.. Then.. The best part happened.. He asked me if I wanted to join him and his brother next Monday on their boat to go deep sea fishing on the Great Barrier Reef!!! YES! I’ve never been deep sea fishing and now I have been given my chance! I’m ecstatic. Also, Ezzy is gonna see if she can land me a food/beverage gig on Friday. So I’ll be able to hopefully rack in an extra $500.00 before I leave, fingers crossed. Since the farm gig ended early I need it for all I want to do.. Then next Tuesday, it’s time to leave Cairns. I really don’t want to because I love this place. But.. Time is ticking and I still have the Whitsunday Islands, Frasier Island, Byron Bay, SYDNEY & MELBOURNE to see just to make a handful! Life. Doesn’t. Suck. That’s for sure. Last night I went out with the Grateful Dead playing in my ears and took tons of night shots throughout the city. Before I knew it, 2.5 hours had passed. Here’s one below of the public pool next to the boardwalk which is next to the ocean! The ocean is right off the ledge on the left. Cairns is epic and I’m about to have another photo session after this post. Wishing everyone well from Cairns, Queensland, Australia!


Decisions.. Decisions..

November 14, 2014

Gonna start this “new thing” and post everyday Australian things that you just don’t see back at home in the States. They have become so normal that I forget they are different than things back at home. First things first.. Something I am well acquainted with.. Beer on tap. Here you have a choice of: Dry Granny, Bulmers, Peroni, Carlton Mid, Carlton Dry, VB, Carlton Draught and Great Northern. These are just a handful of those commonly seen.. But, if you just arrived, which one would you choose?


Goodbye, Crocodile Station

November 13, 2014

As I pack my bags preparing to leave the farm, I can’t help but ask myself, “What went wrong?” I was so excited when this opportunity came up, I wanted it more than ever.. and now, I couldn’t get my ass faster off this farm if you paid me. So why? Was it really that horrible? In short.. no, it wasn’t. I was making sufficient money, the family was respectful towards me, I was teaching which I thoroughly enjoyed.. Then why do I despise being here so much? After making lists of things I liked and disliked trying to figure it all out.. It boils down to one thing. This place was lacking the thing that has kept me going my entire life: friends. I have none of them here. Being on this farm is best described as this.. You know the feeling of going stir crazy when you’ve been home all day and all you want to do is get out of the house? Well that’s been the ongoing feeling for the last six weeks. Since I arrived, I have only left this property a total of three times (and one of those was a 15 min drive up the road to open some gates for the cattle). Not having a car made it extremely captivating, you couldn’t escape. After class around 4:00, the family would do their own thing in their house and I would retreat to mine. Once inside I knew I wouldn’t be speaking until morning as there was no one to talk to.. On the weekends that meant days. It’ll make a man go mad. I think if there was simply another person here, someone on my level, to hang out with after hours this would have been a completely different scenario. Furthermore, when you’re alone you have a ton of time to think. Overall, this was a benefit of my time here. I was able to tackle some things riding my mind and brainstorm new avenues I want to explore in the future. I’ve been able to do some great reflecting and analyzation. However, too much time to think, as everyone knows, also can turn on you really quick. It can get dangerous and cyclical at times. Also, not to sound like an alcoholic, but damnit, I like my beer. After a longs week work, I want to unwind over some brews and relax. Also, the ranch staff left weeks ago so I haven’t had to cook for anyone. Furthermore, the alluded to horse back rides, hunting and overall cowboy activities never happened. Apparently I needed a special “license of safety” course before I could ride a horse or a 4-wheeler. Lastly, it’s my last hours here now and they are casually saying they’re not going to be the ones to pay for my bus ride back to Cairns. The job included transportation to and from now suddenly it doesn’t. There wasn’t even really a “thank you” given from the family, excepts from the girls. There was no appreciation shown. It’s strange. All in all, this was an overly lonely and boring time and I’m stoked to get the hell outta here. Teaching was the main thing I enjoyed here. The girls are great and teaching was never dull. It felt inherently good and a job I could go home feeling like I accomplished something for the better. I loved teaching; This was the best part about the farm. However, the lack of friends, cowboy activities, car, booze, appreciation and laughter made it a really difficult experience. I would work remotely on a farm again, just all of the above things need to be present for me to even consider it. Oh well, not all experiences can he great so onward I go. These next few months are gonna be epic. I have the Whitsunday Islands, Agnes Water, Frasier Island, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Surfers Paradise, Byron Bay, Sydney and Melbourne to look forward to! Bring on the new friends, bring on the adventure.. and get me off this damn farm!


Sooner Than Expected Departure

November 3, 2014

I have no clue how my last 4 1/2 months are gonna play out here in Aus.. My job is ending early for better or worse and the financial goal wasn’t hit. The mother miscalculated the remaining time left in the girl’s school year. There are only 6 total weeks of work, not 9. Therefore, that’s three weeks and three thousand dollars less than expected. However, I have a feeling something good awaits ahead.. Hopping back on the embracing the unknown train, I accidentally fell off it for a bit. Bring It.


Happy Halloween!

October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween! So I spent my Halloween night geeking out with my tripod trying numerous times to write with the light of my phone in the air! Gotta be innovative with your free time over here at the farm. This was a 3min & 31sec exposure and it’s so interesting how much the stars move in such a short time. At the end I sat in the middle for nearly a minute to get that ghostly figure. Everyone have a fun and safe Halloween!